You guys like it?! Somewhere underneath, there is a blue 2007 Camry with supah cool KNEE AIRBAGS. The knee airbags are not available for passengers, not available for Tyler (until he starts driving), and not available in the backseat. But, you know, I just really appreciate all of the concern! Such caring people you are. I was not able negotiate ice cream and donuts to the terms of the purchase, but with the extra money I'm saving by not buying a Lexus...I'm going to hire a cabana boy to feed me ice cream and donuts after all my service appointments. :-D
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No passenger knee air bags??? I'm sorry, but that means you're only a junior member of the knee air bag club...and whatcha gonna do when your ice cream and donut feeding cabana boy is sitting in that passenger seat and his kneecaps get taken out?
Junior member?? You deny the fact that you bought your Lexus based on the knee airbag. Your membership is null and void. Oh, and I don't intend on having the cabana boy in the front seat...
But you said there weren't any in the backseat either. If he's anywhere except the frontseat his kneecaps will be taken out. What about getting a paraplegic cabana boy? They're more buff from the waist up and you don't need to worry about his kneecaps.
Now that's just silly, how would a paraplegic get my ice cream?? Not saying one couldn't...
I can't believe the rock-climbing rock star bought a sedan...just doesn't fit.
A cabana boy? That's not very posh of you, now is it? And for those thinking the cabana boy would be a passenger in the backseat, I think Amanda was implying that he'll have a different kind of airbag experience altogether.
anon (aka Meagan) - There is a method behind the madness (not all the time, but in this case...yes). So, this will be my hold-over car until I can afford the 2008 Highlander. Because that has backseat side impact airbags and can anyone guess what else?? Oh yea, meaner lookin' headlights. Rock it.
fkc - It's actually very posh of me. Very Optimus Posh of me. Give it a second...
That's what I said..(Anonymous)! But of course I should have pushed for the Camry and maybe she would have bought the Rav4 or the Xb. You know how it goes....No Tyler, don't you kiss me:) Also, I should have reminded her that she had a Camry and bought an SUV. So...I don't get it!
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